Alternative Slogans For Norby’s Campaign
Okay, we really couldn’t resist it. Yesterday we posted here about Chris Norby’s County Clerk campaign website. The slogan that appears on the site is so funny that it invites humor: Preserving Your Vital Records. Wha?
That was the really best campaign consultant John Lewis could come up with? Preserving your vital records? If that doesn’t mobilize the troops, then we don’t know what will!
But, seriously we feel compelled to offer Norby helpful alternatives, such as:
Red Tape is Fun!
The Job Ain’t Over ’til The Paperwork’s Done!
Bureaucracy Drives the County Forward!
Your Non-vital Records Will be in The Dumpster By Morning!
Okay, Friends. Now it’s your turn to share your ideas. Let’s give Mr. Norby a hand here since John Lewis seems to be so useless!
How about “Chris Norby, Clerk Recorder – I’ll file that for you.”
Free copies on Tuesdays!
“Oh, that wasn’t a vital record!”
“This department runs itself!”
“Quick, where’s the whiteout?”
Chris Norby for Clerk Recorder
“Why Not, I need A Job”
or
“Beats Working For A Living”
My brother leaches off the taxpayers. Why not me??
File this:
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Chris Norby will make a simply fabulous Clerk-Recorder.
“Pass the Waffles. I need more government waffles.” Norby likes to waffle.
Norby for Clerk
“Because Teaching Was Too Much Work”
“Red tape holds the County together!”
“Hey, The Last Guy Wasn’t Qualified Either”
“Hey wait a minute. I thought that guy was quitting!”