Caption This Picture
Friends, we have received this image of our Dear Leader, Mayor F. “Dick” Jones. All that is missing is a fitting caption.
Can you please help?
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Friends, we have received this image of our Dear Leader, Mayor F. “Dick” Jones. All that is missing is a fitting caption.
Can you please help?
BOSS HOG THINKIN’ ABOUT DAISEY
“We don’t take kindly to accountability ’round these parts”
“Big hat, no cattle.”
funnnny, very
“Hope my Depends holds up through this council meeting. I’m pretty sure there was a lump in that last fart.”
like shulze from hogans heroes ” nothing, i know nothing”
This is video chief Kevin Hamilton and Mayor Jones in a meeting not too along ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO4gPCpws60
“Daisy Duke looks mighty fine in those short shorts”
WE ARE GETTING WHAT WE WANT, WE HAVE STOOD BY WHILE THE ANIMALS IN POWER ARE SHITTING ON US. LUCRATIVE PAYCHECKS, EXPLOITIVE PENSIONS AND VIOLENCE. WE DESERVE ALL WE ARE GETTING. THESE BUMS ARE LAUGHING AT US WHILE WE PAY THEM TO PARTY ON PAID LEAVE.
Where I come from we got a sayin. “Two ticks on a coon hound aint gonna mount to much more than an itch I aint yet scratched.”
“To hell with the people, I run this town!”
I’m just a loud-mouthed schnook.
Let me guess, dearie. You’re looking for a husband.
This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse at a Burlesque show.
“ ‘At boy’s slower than a bread wagon with biscuit wheels.”
“Dug in like an Appalachian tick…”
“Dumber than a sack of hammers”
Iffin youd be more spific bout what your askin I might be able to help youins out.
“Ah am a Docktah and you will rispeck mah awthoritah”
What we have here is failure to communicate….
well gee whiz, fellas, ain’t been a shitstorm the lahks of this here hurrycane since i done threatened to put that Keller broad’s titty in a wringer
“What we have here is “Failure to Communicate!!!!!”
You stole my thunder, I was thinking Boss Hog as well first thing when I saw that picture.
“Do I look like a drag queen to you?”
” these FULLERTON folk do not appreciate me using my own cattle wranglers as FULLERTON’s dep-you-tees? Hog tie and taser ’em all”
Colonel Sanders has really let himself go.
Y’all don’t know I’m slicker than snot on a glass doorknob!
can i get a moment of silence for this small chronic break?
Does this hat make my ass look big?
Or does this ass make my hat look big?
Shit howdy Don, what part of your body did you pull this ceeegar from?
“Anybody know any stories about Texas?”
That was a question he asked the audience recently at the City Council Mtg in August. I thought it was most inappropriate considering the gravity of the situation that night.
“well i’d be a one eyed frog in a turtle shell”
“Damn those Duke Boys!”
“Tell you what, my penis is a itchin, but I just can’t find the sumbitch”
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
#35 anonymous is my favorite
Those them there polease officers didn’t mean no harm to ole Kelly Thomas
I hate to agree with all you haters on this blog..But yes this bozo needs to go when his term is up..I sure didn’t vote for him.
Well you all gunna get a chance to sooner than that. Son.
Heh heh, them gals from Laraydo was sum hot chillies but ah think they dun give us third degree syphylis.
I think
F. Dick Jones
is all that needs to be said….
What a douche
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
Aw c’mon Hal, you’re the third.
Well, see, ah got this here boil on mah ass and it dun made me a tad bit grumpy. Dun had it prit’ near 20 years.
“Damn it…..I knew I should have worn my Ten Gallon Hat Today!”
good guys don’t wear white
“Gadzooks, I shoulda done fired ole Roscoe Sellers years ago”
stroke my ego honey…
What’s he smoking?
“where am I?”
“I’m the Mayor round these parts, see, and you can all kiss my wrinkly fat ass. You want justice? I’ll give you justice, where’s my shotgun?”
Who farted?
“How can I get out of this graciously?”
Way-ull now, ya don’t git nowhere bad-mouthin’ the head honcho.
A-settin’ on this boil is gettin’ me downright testy-like. It’s torture!
I have $100 for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
Just for the record to anyone reading the above post:
It’s not directed as a threat to anyone. It’s merely intended as a humorous caption for the picture posted under this thread. So Mr. Rackauckas, no reason to waste more tax payer dollars on threats that were only intended to be humor.
Hat + Cigar + Mayor with early onset dementia = Lynch type mob
Not…sure…if……serious.
“OH OH I THINK FBI’S A CUMIN’ FOR ME AND T-RACK -DAISY HURRY- GET THE GENERAL LEE-CUZ THE GRAND JURY’S RIGHT BEHIND ‘EM”
It was MAN-dated!
‘My momma always said, the ladies dig Boss Hog’.
or
‘The good mayor wearing white, it’s like puttin’ lipstick on a pig’
Can’t you see I’m busy doing nothing?
“Butter my butt and call me a biskit”
At CAL WORTHINGTON Dodge! I’d wrestle a monkey!
Ahhhhhh, said, I said, I am going on an Alaskan cruise son!
DAMMIT,SELLERS!!!! I said no teeth on them BALLS!!!!!! And swaller what ya got comin’!!!!!
What do you mean No smoking allowed, I make the laws here partner!
“Let’s go kill us some homeless”
Tony you fucking towel head you still sending money to kill Jews?
Nice comment, troll.
OH MY GOD! I AM DEEPLY HURT AND HIGHLY OFFENDED BY YOUR COMMENT …ITS RACIST AND HURTFUL …IVE NEVER READ SUCH VILE IN MY LIFE!!!!
…Is that what you’re looking for?
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
“Who cares…it wasn’t my son.”
Got get the Kelly’s – er, I mean – Duke’s…
Yes! We do with these emotional highjackers who make decisions based on their feelings.
Whine. Whine. Waaaaaa!
ah shore is flusterated cuzz ah steeel don’t know whiiy that boy died
This one was good… lol
OCR article recently posted about threats in the Kelly Thomas case;
http://www.ocregister.com/news/district-313733-attorney-office.html
Highlights from the ultra corrupt OC Register…
“Another call, this one made to the District Attorney’s Office, said: “we’re going to pull out the M16s, the AK47s… and we’re going to turn them loose on you (expletive) cops,” according to the letter. Other examples listed in the letter: “Kill Fullerton Cops,” “damn you to hell and I will see you there,” and “Kelly Thomas was murdered by numerous officers and they should get the death penalty.”
THEY’RE CALLING THE LAST ONE A THREAT?
REALLY OC REGISTER?
REEEEEALLLY?
Yes they are Juan. You cannot threaten Police officers, police department, officers famililes, and the DA without consequences.
DEAL WITH IT!
The District Attorney’s Office also cited as a threat an entry on the Friends for Fullerton’s Future blog, which has dug into the Kelly Thomas case: “Someone should make these officers contact information and addresses public.”
…REALLY?
…REALLLLLY???
…THIS IS A THREAT?
REALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!??????
GOOD GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL?
So Juan, if you don’t think that is a threat, why don’t you post your personal info on here and see if you get any threats. IDIOT.
“On the next edition of “Fullerton Dukes of Hazzard”…Boss Hogg faces the crowd!
“What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate.”
4!
Wow, is this really what it’s come down to here? This is what rookie web publishers and bloggers do, caption contests.
Agree though as usual, the Register sucks for having such a ridiculous and transparent bias toward FPD in this matter. I have already canceled my 13 year subscription, and I only wish I could do it again.
We’re ain’t rookies, boy. Webeen doin suchlike fer 3 years.
Oh yes and we will continue. Better be careful, I wouldn’t want to report another threat; already have reported this blog and bloggers to FPD and FBI….nice chatting with you…
OOH I’m shakin’ in my boots. lol
You “reported” the people here for exercising their free speech rights??? OMG….. you were a hall monitor in elementary school back in the 50’s, right??? Report these meanies… this instant!!!!! Another threat.. and another… and another….. I’m going to cryyyyyyy…
We don’t take too kindly to you lynch-mob types round here.
Just look at me Fullerton I need a raise, these cheap cigars are killing me!
good one
“I hate citizens, where’s a cop when you need one”
You think? Yea, told you, some of you are in trouble…the FBI is investigating too. They were notified over 2 weeks ago about this blog being used as a vehicle for threats to the officers, FPD, etc. Told you, better be careful…the FBI can trace your blogs…
Screw you,,,,, trace that, post your address and phone # and when you get “threats” you can call the feds… the feds are more concerned with who killed Kelly and the cover up than your pathetic crying…
Legally citizens can purchase weapons in California.. here is a perfectly legal place to purchase police grade weapons from… ww.riflegear.com you can use these for home protection or on the range… a place where my Marine brothers purchase legal combat knives from http://www.grayman.com these are top of the line combat knives and can decapitate a man in one blow with practice… they have protected mine and my Marine brothers lives.. the can protect yours too.. legal fully exposed on your person. The Constitution is still valid.. even in Kalifornia (we aint all jerry brown lovers)
Is this over yet? I need a nap!
Goodrich! You shut yo mouth! Boy talks so much his tongue is likely to get sunburned!
Nice one Disgusted!
Homeless folks is smelleyyyy …. someone light my ceegar cause I smells one now… Wheres my poleece????
I have seen no threats have you therealoutraged? They can investigate and get the info but will it pan out? And I would not put it past the DA, the FPD, and whoever in the legal system to make stuff up.
According to some people like yourself the legal system should be allowed to behave as they please, make up charges, and investigate their own. Police have been given Carte Blanche and put on a pedestal. In addition they are now trained we the people are all out to hurt them.
Police departs have lowered their standards and people who will follow orders without questioning lack critical thinking skills make for good candidates.
We live in a police state and it is being implement for a reason. When the economy crashes the system needs people who shoot to kill regardless if a person is looking for someway to feed his or her family. People think that what has happened in Greece or Spain will not happen here, they are wrong!
Outsourcing, massive immigration (legal and illegal), the selling of our infrastructure to foreign government controlled companies, the devaluation of the dollar, the statement by the world elites that America has had it too good for too long, and on and on and on have contributed to what is coming and leading us to some really tough times.
The Police no longer adhere to protect and serve, now its pain and compliance. Anyone advocating or supporting the death of Kelly or the treatment dished out by Police in every department do not believe in the rule of law or the rights set out in the Constitution. If the person is guilty prove it by putting him or her on trial. Those willing to give up what little rights we have left could be on the receiving end of the same treatment by the Police one day.
I read a comment n the OCR article and one person, MRBishop1, tried to blame Kelly’s dad, which leads me to believe that person is a moron and has not seen the video or read the whole story, because he (is an idiot) said the following;
OCR comment!
MRBISHOP1
8:11 PM on August 24, 2011
Ron Thomas has some of his own soul searching to do – he can point his fingers all he wants, the fact is that his kid was his responsibility Ask Ron Thomas why he wasn’t minding his violent kid (who has quite a long police record).
Insofar as these violent threats, look no further than this clown running the Friends of Fullerton” Blog. That this creep has the two KFI radio ratings prostitute loudmouths John & Ken (who can’t resist whatever news’ de jour story that they can rape for ratings) kicking this hornets nest of cop haters, gang members, anarchists, ner’do wells and every other lowlife scum that listens irregardless of unproven guilt or trial. These two KFI creeps read the names on their show also – knowing full well the danger they are putting not only these cops in but their families too. Wonder how bigmouth John Kobylt would like it if violent thugs attacked his house in the Westside/Santa Monica?
You are all over the place with all of your thoughts. T.M.I.
Stick to the point, noone wants to read that long posting.
But, I agree with Mr. Bishop, at least he sees the threats as credible.
What’s up y’all? Because you are interrupting my smoke with something that might be important. I’ve seen worse.
im thinkin bout askin Cletus to marry me, and tonight im gunna let him pork me in the popper.
edit ,
that would be pooper
Well, howdy. Tell me now, cause I dun forgot, am I the bad guy or the good guy around here?
Don’t be an F’n Dick, Jones!
HE LOOKS LIKE BOSS HOG! SHEEEZZZZZAM GOMER!
IT’S A THREAT TO THOSE WHINY BITCHY COPS WHO MURDERED KELLY? WHO WUDDA THUNK!
HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT TEDDY KENNEDY IN A STETSON, BUT ONLY GOOD GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR WHITE HATS!
Wow! There’s your quote!… “Only good guys are supposed to wear white.” by fedupwithmorons. Aug 25
THESE POS THINGS THEY ARE HIRING AS LAW ENFORCEMENT ARE PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER THEY HAVE PLANNED FOR US. IT’S PART OF THE EUGENICS PROGRAM, HAVE THESE ASSHOLES MURDER US UNDER THE PRETEXT OF KEEPING US SAFE. WE ARE BEING SCAMMED AND PEOPLE HAD BETTER BE HEADS UP AS TO WHAT OUR GOV’T IS DOING TO US!
I wish I was back on Dukes of Hazzard
“go not guilty son i can see you were fearing for your life”.
This photo is just too sad to caption. It looks like Doc Dick is in the middle of a nervous breakdown. I mean this guy is a physician and stated that he had seen head injuries much worse than Kelly’s and that Kelly’s weren’t that bad! Doc Dick is really a buffoon, and if he isn’t recalled he surely won’t be re-elected. Doc Dick is really meaningless in the big picture. The most important thing here is justice for the murder of a 37 year old man.
shes innocent…the girl in orange didnt throw the baby off the building.. she just fell over like kelly thomas
“He’s so dumb if you pushed his brain up an ant’s ass it’d rattle like a BB in a box car”
them is pa mac kinlee’s boyz, they werent fixin to kill him, jiminy no- they jus’ having a lil bit o fun, boyz will be boys….do ya mind- I have to be home soon gladys made jello with raisins…lord I love raisins..what was the question?
http://memegenerator.net/create/generator
Use it to add actual text to the image.
Love, Anonymous