Fart Boy Demonstrating Symptoms Of Methane Intoxication
UPDATE: 10/15/09 8:00 am.
AT THE RED COUNTY BLOG CONTRIBUTOR ALLAN BARTLETT HAS POSTED AN ACCURATE TAKE ON THE “DESPERATION” MAILER, ITS POSSIBLE UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES, AND A STRONG ENDORSEMENT OF CHRIS NORBY. ALLAN IS ON THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE AND IS KNOWN FOR HIS INTEGRITY. GOOD FOR HIM.
Orange County’s own original Fart Boy, Matthew Cunningham may be a poster child for the dangers of methane inhalation. Of course we speak figuratively. As an all around sycophant he has to do a lot of sniffing and smiling, and it can’t be easy. He has finally come across a situation where he can’t compliment everyone in the room for their aroma at the same time.
One of our readers alerted us that today he put up a post about the nasty little sexual harassment hit piece on Chris Norby that his other friends, the Ackermans, let fly through the mail. His bland description of this toxic waste is clearly meant to both disassociate himself from it, and yet avoid criticizing it. He can’t quite seem to screw up the courage to share the facts of the case. So there’s no critique, explaining the fact that the claimant was fired by the County for misfeasance and that no charges were leveled against Norby until after she was fired; no recognition that the the jury foreman claimed after the trial that Norby hadn’t really done anything wrong; and no observation that the nuisance suit was reversed on appeal.
Cunningham has often referred to his “friendship” with Chris Norby. Well here we can see the value of that friendship. It’s obviously not worth incurring the anger of Dick Ackerman, even over a piece of slime that’s low – even for him. Yes, we knew it was coming. But that doesn’t excuse it. Cunningham was probably hoping the excrement would be tossed not by the Ackermans themselves, but rather by a surrogate. Well, too bad. It wasn’t. It has Ackerman’s name on the back. His other “friends.”
And what is really revealing in all of this is that other than this one slime the Ackerman campaign has nothing. Zero. But you’ll never hear that from Fart Boy. What a friend.
Matt “Jerbal” Cunningham is a complete whore. Does anyone take him seriously? I truly doubt it.
The Good Book tells us that you can’t serve two masters. Fart Boy’s got a problem.
It’s true. I just read it. No defense of Norby at all. Sickening.
A friendship based on opportunism is not really a friendship.
Wasn’t this the guy who got all outraged over a carpetbagger in Orange?
Jeez, these people claim to live in the back of some dude’s house! What a hypocrit!
Fart boy is nothing more than a “suck up slave”.
Thanks Brotha KL!
That piece that was mailed out was awful. I am shocked that Ackerman let it go. I thought they were above dirty politics, but I guess I was wrong. Shame on them and shame on Matt for not defending his “friend”.
Greg, the Ackermans don’t give a damn about anything but themselves (greed) and lining their pockets with $$$ (more greed).
With friends like Fart Boy, who needs enemas?
Not quite correct, admin.
There is an inevitable cash nexus because in our culture money is the inevitable sign of success. And this is particularly acute among politicians who are often legally prohibited from enriching themselves off of their office.
But the real intoxicant is power. Controlling people and organizations is a powerful stimulant for a certain personality type. One might almost ascribe an aphrodisiacal quality to it; such power lust is inevitably centered in a disfunctional, or poorly developed ego mediation process.
Most interesting in a clinical way.
Spare us the psych-babble mumbo-jumbo, Doc. Ackerman is a sonofabitch and Cunningham is a gutless toady.
Clearly, this website is just a nice place for angry old white men to vent when government doesn’t go their way. It’s very unfortunate that people as angry and malicious as you folks have any sway in Fullerton policy, and honestly I doubt that you do. Should any of you have constructive criticism, or a blog that doesn’t devote itself to what appears to be a relentless obsession with Linda and Dick Ackerman, you may manage to create something worth reading. In the meantime, I suggest the remainder of you start reading actual reporting and stay away from creepy scum like Bushala and his band of fools.
Dick Ackerman is one of our charter members.
Naw, the creepy scum are the ass wipes and shit suckers who kiss up to the Ackermans for their own advancement. That day is over and #12 you can ride out of town with Dick and linda when they shuffle off to their shuffle board court in Irvine.
And take Doc HeeHaw with you.