Smokey Bear Weeps…
The other day I got OC Supervisor Shawn Nelson’s semi-regular, laborious e-newsletter. I normally pitch these into the cyber void ASAP, but for some reason I opened this one. Good thing I did, because I was rewarded with this fabulous image:
Poor Nelson, adrift among a sea of crypto-militaristic Smokey the Bear hats as he supervises park ranger trainee commencement exercises.
Ya gotta love the job of Supervisor. And to mark the solemnity of the occasion, I share:
At least they didn’t put him in one of their uniforms.
You are an imposter. Hitler killed me in 1934. Besides, my uniform hats were much better than Smokey the Bear’s…
Actually, Desert Fox, sorry to tell you, but you killed yourself.
Sorry, Luke. You’re thinking of Erwin Rommel. Good try though.
Geez, you’d think I’d remember the gay leader of the SA.
And I thought being a lawyer sucked…
This is probably one of those chores they make you do as a Supervisor. My guess is the new guy gets this one.
Except of course that Moorlach is such a boy scout he would actually dig it – especially if he got to wear a uniform. The one with the shorts.
I hear park fees are going up this year. Thanks, Shawn.
It looks like my old buddy Mark Denny roped him into this. A little butt kissing in the time of budget woes…
Naw…Norby nor anyone in his staff ever went to this event. Nelson had a choice.
Somebody needs to tell Nelson that a funny picture is worse than none at all.
I got 3@50. Ha ha!
What the hell has nelson got on his head?
I’m sure fat-boy was sitting there stewing in his own juices while reflecting on how he almost had 2.7 @ 55 in his chubby grasp while all these douchebags in funny hats are living the dream.