“Why is there a rule that we have to listen to the citizens of Fullerton? Can’t we just vote the public portion of our meetings away? It’d be so much easier. Oh my achin’ head”.
I’m worth millions, I’ve had a successful medical career, I’ve served my country with honor, I’ve raised a wonderful family, and I to sit hear and listen to these FUCKING IDIOTS.
Nice choice of names. Last Tuesday I listened to the gas bag Jones explain how we are all socialists now as his reason for approving Ackerflack’s project.
Yes, it’s true. Jones is really an Obama socialist.
Fidel Fullerton :
I’m worth millions, I’ve had a successful medical career, I’ve served my country with honor, I’ve raised a wonderful family, and I to sit hear and listen to these FUCKING IDIOTS.
“I’ve sold my soul to the Devil, bullied and badgered any and everyone around me at St. Judes, avoided the draft by enlisting in the Air Force, and I’m now so freaking stupid that all of the townspeople see right through me like my zipper’s down all the dern time.”
“we could have had it all, rolling in the deep” lyric from Adele’s song “Rolling in the Deep”
Alas, Tony Bushala, Travis Kiger, Chris Thompson took it all away with the horrific truth our city’s representative government totally serves itself while witnessing its police force beating, molesting, murdering the good people of Fullerton
Time to reset the clocks again. Let me think real hard here for a minute. Is it spring forward (like the young rooster I use to be), or fall backward (out of my chair in disbelief)? Does not matter…my time here is almost up.
I’m thinking something to do with syphilis, throwing babies out with bath water, government mandates and the Mafia. I haven’t quite pieced it all together yet but the inspiration is definitely there.
“Oh crap, they know we’re liars now!”
GOD DERN THAT TONY BOSCALA AND CHRIS SAMPSON!
“Oh crap, they know we’re just in this for our own gain!”
“Oh crap, why did we EVER get connected with LAPD!!”
“Confound it! Ah fah’got to remove the jacket from the hanger before ah put the dang gum thing on.”
Fer tha win!
Thanks!
Is my toupee are straight?
Deg namit! Mah brains ah hurtin wit ah’ll these here residents spoutin off at me.
These dagnummedderned Depends aren’t as absorbent as advertised, now I done messed myself up here
“Shucks………I dun left my Hog Jowels a cookin on the stove when I came here tonight”
These damn trailer trash again?
That thar lynch mob’s givin’ me a migraine!!!
Are ya done yet Akeman, got some bidness to do ya know
Oh my Redevelopment God!!
i warned you not to throw the baby out with the . . .
oh no! our recall signs are only reminding people that 3 of us need to go NOW
“Why is there a rule that we have to listen to the citizens of Fullerton? Can’t we just vote the public portion of our meetings away? It’d be so much easier. Oh my achin’ head”.
My fly’s open!
“All our schemes…er…Ah mean scams…er…Ah mean plans…are a-backfirin’ on us. The jig is up.”
“Who stepped on mah weenie when I wasn’t a-lookin’?”
Jeeznabit, ah’m a-steppin’ on mah own weenie now!
Ah y’all beat me to it confab it!
lol
Geeeesus crisco … I just crapped my pants again! Good thing mah city paid insurance covers the cost of Depends.
Consarn it, all this a-bickerin n’ a mean-mouthin’ is a-givin’ me a headake sumfin feerce.
These here shouldah pads got more lint in ’em than mah noggin.
I Guess I am screwed now……
I’m worth millions, I’ve had a successful medical career, I’ve served my country with honor, I’ve raised a wonderful family, and I to sit hear and listen to these FUCKING IDIOTS.
Ah been ordering ya pissant underlings around mah whole gol’dern life n’ now I gotta put up with this bull ca-ca?
Ah’m, a wealthy man, a-livin’ high yup on that thar hill. Doing awright fer mesef ‘n mine.
Did ah evah tell y’all ’bout the time ah fell out a the ‘coptah in Tanzanishya n’ got reskewed bah som ol’ seben feet high colored fellas?
Well played, sir. Literary genius.
Nice choice of names. Last Tuesday I listened to the gas bag Jones explain how we are all socialists now as his reason for approving Ackerflack’s project.
Yes, it’s true. Jones is really an Obama socialist.
“I’ve sold my soul to the Devil, bullied and badgered any and everyone around me at St. Judes, avoided the draft by enlisting in the Air Force, and I’m now so freaking stupid that all of the townspeople see right through me like my zipper’s down all the dern time.”
Burnt Weiner.
AH cain’t even lissun’ ta’ mahself talk any’moh!
Ackerman! Git ur ass out from under the desk!
Damn! I forgot to take my lomotil today!
OMG
Sharon, what are you doing down there, it was only a quarter.
Ha..
My personal fave…
Where is my penis, I have not seen it for years…
1) I jus’ can’t seem to pull my head out of my ……..
2) Like the citizens of Fullerton, now I know what it feels like to be screwed.
3) What, only Joe Felz is going to be left? Who is going to tell him what to do or say once the three of us get recalled?
4) The gravy train is ending on June 5th
those people don’t look like me, I’m old
Thanks for the laughs! These were good captions.
Where did I go wrong. I was playing it safe an did everything Joe Felz told me. Why is this happin’ to me!
“Why don’t they just shut up?”
Horns, y’all cain’t come out now!
Damn, this gay porn is taking forever to download!!
“Will (insert name here) never stop talking? Shut up, I tell you, shut up!!!!!”
“Oh my jeebus lawdy! They don’t like it when I ramble! Oh my jeebus lawdy!”
“They done threw out the baby with the bathwater”
Can anyone tell that this is a hairpiece?
Hopefully he dies from his facial injury.
“I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH MCPENSION!!”
“we could have had it all, rolling in the deep” lyric from Adele’s song “Rolling in the Deep”
Alas, Tony Bushala, Travis Kiger, Chris Thompson took it all away with the horrific truth our city’s representative government totally serves itself while witnessing its police force beating, molesting, murdering the good people of Fullerton
Time to reset the clocks again. Let me think real hard here for a minute. Is it spring forward (like the young rooster I use to be), or fall backward (out of my chair in disbelief)? Does not matter…my time here is almost up.
“MY 40 MILLION DOLLAR PARKING STRUCTURE”
“THEYRE GONNA PAVE THE STREETS!!!”
Now that’s funny.
I’m thinking something to do with syphilis, throwing babies out with bath water, government mandates and the Mafia. I haven’t quite pieced it all together yet but the inspiration is definitely there.
The next time that someone crys out for his dad, those cops had better let him up. And that damn Kelly’s Army……………….
oh the horns-quick stop the camera-their cummin’ up
Viagra is a helluva drug
Sure could use a bit o oxytoxins– makes ya feel gooood
Oh no. I can’t believe I sharted and pissed myself at the same time!