Suspect Apprehended by FPD
A notorious criminal was nabbed by FPD after giving chase up North Pomona Avenue yesterday afternoon. Reports had been received that Victor J. Testudines had been spotted in the neighborhood.
Testudines was eventually apprehended by officers around 5:45pm by police after a lengthy foot pursuit.
“We had to chase him down and that really pisses us off” said FPD spokesman Jeff Fragnet. Two officers received broken bones in the ensuing scuffle and were taken to St. Jude’s, according to Fragnet. “This is a bad hombre,” he added.
Meanwhile, the cars on my street get pilfered weekly and my neighbor just experienced her second break in this year.
If you don’t like it here than move.
That’s not a bad idea at all. Why should I have to pay for Fullerton’s mistakes for the rest of my life?
That looks like animal control. Is FPD taking credit for someone else’s work again.
Barry Coffman was in hot pursuit but inexplicably toppled over. The County guy was there to scoop up the perp.
Two thoughts:
1) I can only imagine the opera Behind the Badge would have made of this story.
2) No way an FPD offivcer could run down that tortoise.
Why didn’t each officer get his own bone? Were they not deserving their own bone after a good walk? Is the new chief hiding the bones and only passing them out to his little favorites?