T-REX WANT TO PARTY, TOO
T-REX NEED HELP TO DRINK BEER. TINY BOTTLE NO REACH MOUTH.
FULLERTON SPEND NEARLY $100,000 THIS WEEKEND FOR POLICE OFFICERS TO HELP PEOPLE DRINK DOWNTOWN.
POLICE WILL HELP TWO BARS CLOSE THEN REOPEN BECAUSE LINE TOO LONG AT BAR.
POLICE WILL HELP THREE PEOPLE OFF STREET BECAUSE BEER MAKE IT HARD TO DRIVE.
POLICE WILL HELP FOUR PEOPLE TO BED BECAUSE BEER MAKE THEM PASS OUT IN BUSHES.
POLICE WILL HELP FIVE PEOPLE TO CALM DOWN AND NOT FIGHT OVER BAR BILL.
POLICE WILL HELP SIX PEOPLE FIND BAR BECAUSE BEER MADE THEM GET LOST AND DRINK IN PARKING LOT.
POLICE HELP ALL THESE PEOPLE DRINK BEER FOR $5,000,000 EACH YEAR.
WHY POLICE NO BUY T-REX A STRAW?
T-REX WANT TO PARTY, TOO.
Let’s give the tab to Germ Popoff and the Florentine Mob.
Stop shouting. We can hear you. It’s nonsense, but we can hear you.
DINO WANT STRAW TOO.