GO VOTE OR T-REX WILL EAT YOU
T-REX NO CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR, T-REX ONLY CARE YOU VOTE.
BECAUSE T-REX JEALOUS. EVERYONE RUNNING FOR OFFICE GIVE FREE STUFF FOR VOTES.
FREE T-SHIRT.
FREE MONEY.
FREE SCHOOL.
FREE DOCTOR.
SOMETIMES EVEN FREE CANDY.
NO ONE EVER OFFER T-REX FREE DEEP FRIED BRONTOSAURUS OR EVEN TRIM T-REX TOES.
WHY? T-REX TINY ARMS CAN’T REACH BALLOT, SO T-REX NEVER VOTE.
SO USE YOUR BIG HOOMAN ARMS AND VOTE FOR WHOEVER GIVES YOU MOST FREE STUFF.
Regardless of the outcome, please drive home from your campaign headquarters safe! We can’t afford to lose another city Mgr
The parkway trees in Fullerton are on high alert.