Saying Goodbye to Jan Flory and to Jan Flory’s Dog
My former mistress, Jan Flory has been around Fullerton for a long time. She’s been on your City Council three different times and just ran again, although she wasn’t all that young when I was alive. In those days she took out a lot of her anger on me, and later, after I passed on to Doggie Heaven, she found other outlets for the broomstick – namely the citizens of Fullerton.
During this last campaign she touted her qualifications as “the most experienced candidate” which was sort of self-oblivious given all the bad things she went along with. Her former constituents did not agree. In large numbers.
Woof.
Anyhow, I think you all in Fullerton are finally safe. At the next District 5 election Flory will be 85 human years old, or thereabouts. And you have probably heard the last from me.
Sincerely,
JFD
Good night sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Your work here is done.
Aw, JFD, we hardly knew ye.
Hey, Dunlap’s #1 accomplishment so far. I think he should be Mayor for another term. He seems affable enough.
Wow, what a miserable failure.
I’m sure going to miss you JFD! RIP.
That’s not Jan. it’s her little sister, Joan.
JFD, if she abuses you for coming out, I’m here to protect you no matter your sexual orientation.
Jan Flory’s Kitty checking in – I told that old witch to just lay low and enjoy her golden years, . . . err . . . wait, maybe I shoulda listened to my own advice.
That photo ain’t right. Did Flory get younger since the last time she ran?